So a woman comes home from work, and can't find her husband anywhere.
She finally finds him sitting alone in the basement, crying to himself.
She says, "OMG, what's wrong, honey???"
He replies, "you remember many years ago when I was 18 and you were 16 and I got you pregnant, your father told me I either had to marry you or I was going to jail?"
She says, "of course, sweetie, go on..."
He then says, "today's the day I would've gotten out of jail..."