The Guy's Rules..

[cobragal]

What women really mean!!!

"What do you mean CAN he go? He doesn't need my permission to go with you guys! Ya'll go have fun!"
Means I'm letting him save face in front of his friends, now he owes me one! (heh, heh)

"I hate to ask, but this is really important"
Means DO IT OR SUFFER FOREVER!

"Do you hear yourself?"
Means you sound like a idiot/moron etc... You have already lost the argument, shut up and start groveling.


"Well, at least you tried"
Means why did you bother with such a lame effort!

"Did you have fun at the bar?"
Means What are you, drunk? No way are you getting laid stinking of alcohol!!!

"My friends all think you're great!"
Means I lied/exaggerated, now they're jealous, hah! So you better keep acting nice or I'll tell them the truth!


When she hands you the remote, just shut up and take it! She's tired of hearing you sigh loudly every time she changes the channel or is tired of the annoying remarks you're making about what she's watching. You might as well turn off the TV because she will be making so much noise vacuuming or banging pots and pans around you won't be able to watch the game anyway. Leave and go to the sports bar to watch, then bring home flowers!

[BurnTire]

LOL
OK Good to hear the other perspective.

[Cloud 9]

+1 on crying as blackmail