I swear my dad had lazers that would come out of his eyes. They would glow bright red for a second and if you could stop WHATEVER it was that you were doing at that EXACT moment then they would not cause any pain to your backside. I could be in a dead sprint going after my dream of the gold medal and I have been conditioned to freeze dead still in a millisecond. It has been years since he did his trick but I am willing to bet as an adult in my 30s it would still work today.