A buddy of mine took his girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...helloooooo? It's only 25 cents."