David Lettermans Top Ten List!

[Jacostang]

David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but
I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP,
and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will
absolutely go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black
NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up
pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run...

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
NASCAR...

# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

[HIKER]

Did he really say that?

[Classic67]

LMAO! Gotta love Dave!

[Bandit]

Man thats funny...everyone one them!!!!

And let em go nuts...