Think Before You Speak Lol

[RockysMom]

Thinking before you speak
Here are three reasons why you should think before you speak
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids
in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a
blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... He knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf
balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using After
browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help
me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like
playing with mens balls'
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2
days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future,
likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow
but don't get any? We had a female news anchor that, the day after
it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last
night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew
did too
they were laughing so hard

[Mr. Austin]

aaaaaaaahahahaha OMG HAHA love the last one

[Jacostang]

Trish , sometimes I wonder just what you do with all your spare time!!! :-)

[RockysMom]

Nothing, Nothing at all, My mom sent that too me.

[Mr. Austin]

thats what she wants us to think

[Jacostang]

Nothing, Nothing at all, My mom sent that too me.

Your Mom!!

Nice!

[Jim Allen GT/CS]

That was very funny - tears in my eyes. I can just see you saying those things!