Make Conversation

[Jacostang]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk.

I've heard that flights go quicker if you
Strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
It slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
Like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger, how about
Nuclear power?'

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same
Stuff---grass.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
While a cow turns out a flat patty,
And a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
Intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
Discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

[RockysMom]

OMG thats a good one, I am going to have to try to remember these rofl rofl

[RobinHood]

haha! thats awesome.

[wolfwrangler]

Hee Hee.....That was a good one. I just emailed it to a bunch of my friends!