Yesterday I was getting ready to install some new rear suspension parts in the car. I took the stuff out of the box and dry assembled it on the floor to make sure all of the little spacers, washers and nuts were accounted for. Then I went out and moved the car into the right position in the garage.

When I came back in the house one of the parts was dissasembled, washers and spacers strewn all over the place. Great, I said. I gather the parts up and one nylock nut is missing, ****!!!

I walk up to my son, 3 years old, who is watching Flushed Away. "Ian, what happened to daddy's part?" He says, "I sent it down to the mouse."