Broken Lawn Mower

[RockysMom]

Broken Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush . I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story : Marriage! is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

[AZSonicSnake]

too funny!!! and true. bad part is, i can remember seein my wife in the front yard with scissors...little different reason though.