A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the
Patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might have been a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told
him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up
enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across His pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the kind that Doesn't come off easily. Written in large black
letters was the sentence:
"Get well quick...From the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."