SENIORS' Prenuptial Agreement
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get
married.
She said: "I want to keep my house in my name."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to keep my Cadillac as my
car."
He said: "That too is fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "No Problem.... Why don't you put me down
for Fridays."