Marriage

[RockysMom]

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am.
I
married the wrong man."

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . A
little
boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father
replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking
they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

"

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A
blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and
the
nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a
while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind
man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put
a
piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is
driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of
YOUR
stick, we'd be riding the bus.

[BurnTire]

Good one.

[2000shadowstang]

That would give anyone a good laugh