Two Tree's

[RockysMom]

Two Trees.

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them,

and the beech says to the birch,

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.

Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Now wipe that smile off your face.

[Jacostang]

Nice!!!!!!!