Two Trees.
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them,and the beech says to the birch,"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Now wipe that smile off your face.