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    The real reason behind giving over 100% ROFLLLL

    This equation should be taught in all math classes!


    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:



    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



    If:


    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


    Then:


    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+ 18+11 = 98%

    And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While
    Hard workandKnowledgewill get you close, andAttitudewill get you there, it's thebullshit andAss kissingthatwill put you over thetop.
    Thanks Richard hehehe


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