You Know Your In California If ....

[Jacostang]

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.



2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.



3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a

conversation in English.



4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and

is named Flower.



5. You can't remember . . Is pot illegal?



6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm

donor.



7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans

are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and

Ethiopian.



8. You can't remember . . . Is pot illegal?



9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.



10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.



11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a

baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really



IS George Clooney.



12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.



13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?



14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news

station: "STORM WATCH."



15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are



all busy with their cell phones or pagers.



16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an

hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.





17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????



18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal

trainers and cosmetic surgeons.



19. The Terminator is your governor.

[Chris B.]

Funny!! Umm... what was number 8 again!!

[Jacostang]

Same as Number 13!!!

[Torchmach]

Then what was Number 13?

[Jacostang]

I can't remember.... Oh yeah the same as number 8!

[Torchmach]

Pst pst...This is Dave! open the door Man, I think the Cops just spotted Me!

Hun???????? What?????????? Dave's not here!!!!!!!!!!