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    Super Moderator Jacostang's Avatar
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    You Know Your In California If ....

    1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.



    2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.



    3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a

    conversation in English.



    4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and

    is named Flower.



    5. You can't remember . . Is pot illegal?



    6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm

    donor.



    7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans

    are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and

    Ethiopian.



    8. You can't remember . . . Is pot illegal?



    9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.



    10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.



    11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a

    baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really



    IS George Clooney.



    12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.



    13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?



    14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news

    station: "STORM WATCH."



    15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are



    all busy with their cell phones or pagers.



    16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an

    hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.





    17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????



    18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal

    trainers and cosmetic surgeons.



    19. The Terminator is your governor.
    "The choices we make, dictates the lives we lead"


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    Senior Member Chris B.'s Avatar
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    Funny!! Umm... what was number 8 again!!
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    Super Moderator Jacostang's Avatar
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    Same as Number 13!!!
    "The choices we make, dictates the lives we lead"


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    Then what was Number 13?

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    I can't remember.... Oh yeah the same as number 8!
    "The choices we make, dictates the lives we lead"


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    Pst pst...This is Dave! open the door Man, I think the Cops just spotted Me!

    Hun???????? What?????????? Dave's not here!!!!!!!!!!

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