>Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
>drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued
>him
>a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his
>second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army
>dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a
>jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.