A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me.
I have a killer of a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
box, then turns to her and says,
First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a rooster."

He takes her hand and says,

Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of
tea "
and then ...he said with a deep sigh,
Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

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