>> >>>>>>An old lady dies and goes to heaven. she's chatting it up with
>> >>>>>>St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most
>> >>>>>>awful, blood curdling screams. Don't worry about that," says St. Peter,
>> >>>>>>"It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
>> >>>>>>Oh my God,"says the old lady,"now what is happening?"
>> >>>>>>Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head
>> >>>>>>drilled to fit the halo." I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell.">>>>>You can't go there,"says St. Peter.
>> >>>>>>"You'll be raped and taken advantage of.
>> >>>>>>"Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already got the holes
>> >>>>>>for that"
>> >