Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used
it all through my married life as my mother alwys told me it was the
best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a
month ago I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate
and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally
started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the
supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach and to my surprise
and satisfaction all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives who came
by yesterday told me that the DNA testsw on my blouse were negative
and then my attorney called to say I was no longer considered a suspect in
the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through
menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect too! I thank you, once
again, for such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter
to the Hefty bag people.