No Mas!!!!

[Jacostang]

Think about it!!!!!!
Everybody's making immigration proposals these days. Let me add mine to the mix. Call it The Limbaugh Laws:

First: If you immigrate to our country, you have to speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor; no unskilled workers allowed. Also, there will be no special bilingual programs in the schools with the Limbaugh Laws. No special ballots for elections. No government business will be conducted in your language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote — or hold political office.

If you’re in our country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled to welfare, food stamps, or other government goodies. You can come if you invest here: an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If not, stay home. But if you want to buy land, it'll be restricted. No waterfront, for instance. As a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to the property.

And another thing. You don’t have the right to protest. You're allowed no demonstrations, no foreign flag waving, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our President or his policies. You’re a foreigner: shut your mouth or get out! And if you come here illegally, you're going to jail.

You think the Limbaugh Laws are harsh? Well, every one of the laws I just mentioned are actual laws of Mexico today! That’s how the Mexican government handles immigrants to their country. Yet Mexicans come here illegally and protest in our streets!

How do you say “double standard” in Spanish? How about: “No mas!"

[Indy]

I like those laws! How long before we can get them passed by congress? LOL

[Jacostang]

With the way congress is now....Never.....

[BurnTire]

With the way congress is now....Never.....

Frickin Republicans, bad attitude.

[03cobrazzz]

Frickin Republicans, bad attitude.

ya and who the heck voted for them?????>??? darn americans put your votes in the right place.

[BurnTire]

I see a new political discussion thread coming.

[Chris B.]

Religion and Politics... things you don't discuss with friends!!

[Jacostang]

Its not just republicans and demacrats its politicitians in general..A quote from Tom Clancey's hunt for Red October....

"I'm a politician,, that means I'm a liar and a cheat, and when I'm not kissing babies.. I'm steeling their lolly pops!"

[Indy]

So true!

[Tortuga]

no unskilled workers allowed.

The fact that our country was built on this? Just because they aren't skilled doesn't mean that they would become a burden. Not to mention, one of the main problems involving America is skilled workers from other countries and our jobs.

Also, there will be no special bilingual programs in the schools

I currently have a bilingual program in my school. It is open not only to those who first language is Spanish, but to those children whom want to learn Spanish as a second language. It's a very interesting program. Not to mention the fact that anything to help immigrant children learn is a thing for the better. Mainly becuase if these children don't learn and aren't able to make it in the world, then they are forced upon our welfare system and are leeches or are involved in gangs and are stealing and doing illegal things in order to survive.

if you want to buy land, it'll be restricted. No waterfront, for instance. As a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to the property.

I'll edit this and comment on it later. Sorry doing many things.