Mr. Gorski

[RockysMom]

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE
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>ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL
>ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
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>HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR
>MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY
>MILLIONS.
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>BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
>"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
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>MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL
>SOVIET COSMONAUT.
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>HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR
>AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
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>OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
>LUCK, MR. GORSKY... STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
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>ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
>FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO
>ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.
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>MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE
>QUESTION.
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>IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
>BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.
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>HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE
>BEDROOM WINDOWS.
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>HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.
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>AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY
>SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
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>"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE
>MOON!"
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>TRUE STORY.

[Jacostang]

Just where in the world do you find these tidbits???

[RockysMom]

I get them in emails hehehehe