Redneck pickup lines

[RockysMom]

) Did you fart?
>cuz you blew me away.
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>2) Are yer parents retarded?
>cuz ya sure are special.
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>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
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>I can't hold it in.
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>4) Do you have a library card?
>cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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>5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
>cuz I can see myself in em.
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>6) If you 'n I were Squirrels,
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>I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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>7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
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>but beauty's only a light switch away.
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>8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
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>9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
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>but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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>10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
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>I think he went inta this cheap m otel room.
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>11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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>12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
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>we kin sleep til afternoon.
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>and.... the best for last!
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>13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
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>every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

[BurnTire]