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    Funny funny funny

    >> An Amish boy and his father went to a shopping mall for the very
    >>first
    >> > >time. They were amazed by almost everything then saw, but
    >>especially by
    >>two
    >> > >shiny silver doors that could move apart and then slide back
    >>together
    >> > >again.
    >> > >
    >> > > The boy asked " What is is father?"
    >> > >
    >> > > The father ( never having seen an elevator before) responded
    >>"Son I
    >>have
    >> > >never seen anything like it in my life, I don't know what it
    >>is"
    >> > >
    >> > > While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
    >>a fat old
    >> > >lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving doors and pressed
    >>a button.
    >> > >The doors opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
    >>room. The
    >> > >doors closed again behind her. The boy and his father watched
    >>the small
    >> > >circular numbers above the doors light up sequentially. They
    >>continued to
    >> > >watch until it reached the last number and then, after
    >> > > a small pause, the numbers began to light in the reverse
    >>order.
    >>Finally
    >> > >the doors opened and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out.
    >> > >
    >> > > The father said quietly to his son....
    >> > >
    >> > > "Go get your mother....!"


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