A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of First graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

> > The children began to Say:
Red.........................cherry
Yellow...................lemon
Green......................lime
Orange...................orange

> > Finally the teacher gave them all Honey lifesavers. After tasting them, none of the children could identify the taste.

> >Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:

> > " Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"