An African diplomat was telling the new American ambassador about the Russians teaching them to play Russian roulette.

The African diplomat said we actually play our version. He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "Choose any one of these women to give you oral sex," he told the American.

The American ambassador said, "That's not Russian roulette."

"Oh, it is." The diplomat said. "One of them is a cannibal."