So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes...
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.
If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
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11-17-06, 09:17 PM #1Senior Member
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You Know You're From California If:
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11-18-06, 08:45 AM #2Member
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is pot illegal?
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11-20-06, 01:17 PM #3Senior Member
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You forgot one...
You know you're from Cali if...
You constantly drive in the left hand lane and dont think it's OK.....
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11-20-06, 09:12 PM #4Senior Member
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2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
Boy, that one is SO true. My daughter is married to a Navy reservist, currently stationed in San Diego, and the 2000 sq ft house they are renting would sell for $660,000 !!James
'03 Sonic Blue Cobra
Stock color !
9.89 at 138 mph 10-13-06
Mid-life crisis management !
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11-20-06, 09:15 PM #5Administrator
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Boy thats affordable.
Originally Posted by Ratt Fink
Sold
2004 Cobra, Whipple ,TH-400
Burning Corn
9.97 - 135.5
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11-20-06, 10:25 PM #6Senior Member
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maybe to them pilot kinda guys....
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11-20-06, 10:27 PM #7Administrator
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Thats funny I make 35% less than I did 6 years ago due to all the pay-cuts. I couldn't afford to buy my house now. LOL Originally Posted by AZSonicSnake
maybe to them pilot kinda guys.... Sold
2004 Cobra, Whipple ,TH-400
Burning Corn
9.97 - 135.5
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11-20-06, 10:32 PM #8Senior Member
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is that what they call planning ahead?
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11-20-06, 10:34 PM #9Administrator
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The problem is there is not plan. Originally Posted by AZSonicSnake
is that what they call planning ahead?Sold
2004 Cobra, Whipple ,TH-400
Burning Corn
9.97 - 135.5
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11-20-06, 10:36 PM #10Senior Member
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gotcha. sounds like my recent job switch that was suppose to involve more money. good planning on my part. ugh.
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