Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five yearsago.


Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.


Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women nextdoor.
Ugly : So are you.


Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies
Ugly : You're in them.


Good : Your hubby and you agree, nomore kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.


Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.


Good : You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections


Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad :It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.


Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad :As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients
Way ugly : she makes more money than youdo!