Saw this on another Mustang sit and couldnt stop laughing so i thought id copy some of theirs, share, and see what we could come up with on this site

Few from Their site


-My car is faster than your first sexual experience

-Having a 10 second neon is like coming out of the closet... everyone is shocked at first, but in the end, you're still gay

-If Nissan Motorsports is Nismo.. Wouldn't Honda Motorsports be Homo??

-Horsepower is like **** buddies.. you want as many as possible, for as cheap as possible, with very few people knowing how many you actually have

-Nitrous on your car is like a hot chick with STD's.. You wanna hit it, but you're afraid of the consequences