The perks of being over 50

[RockysMom]

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. um not me

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. neeed for speed even at 50

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.


And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

[Ratt Fink]

Question about #4... sex ? What's that ?

[BurnTire]

Shouldn't there be something in there about being able to run 10.0 every trip to the drag strip.

[RockysMom]

Shouldn't there be something in there about being able to run 10.0 every trip to the drag strip.

Sorry bout your luck on the sex thing there buddy lol, and if you can still race at 50 I say why not rofl rofl