AZ-GT
10-01-08, 01:28 PM
Three ministers, a Baptist, a Methodist, and a Lutheran all died in a car accident with their wives.
The Methodist minister and his wife get up to the pearly gates and St. Peter says "I'm sorry, but you cannot enter. You have lusted after money your entire life. You never had any, but you lusted after it so much you married a woman named Penny. You cannot enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
Next, the Lutheran minister and his wife walk up. St. Peter frowns and says "I'm sorry, but you also cannot enter. You have lusted after alcohol your entire life. You never drank a drop, but you lusted after it so much you married a woman named Sherry. You cannot enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
At this point, the Baptist minister turns to his wife and says "Fannie, you and I might as well just leave."
The Methodist minister and his wife get up to the pearly gates and St. Peter says "I'm sorry, but you cannot enter. You have lusted after money your entire life. You never had any, but you lusted after it so much you married a woman named Penny. You cannot enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
Next, the Lutheran minister and his wife walk up. St. Peter frowns and says "I'm sorry, but you also cannot enter. You have lusted after alcohol your entire life. You never drank a drop, but you lusted after it so much you married a woman named Sherry. You cannot enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
At this point, the Baptist minister turns to his wife and says "Fannie, you and I might as well just leave."