RockysMom
06-25-08, 11:18 PM
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T
> MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
>
>
>
> George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi , was
> going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd
> left the light on in the garden shed, which she
> could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the
> back door to go turn off the light, but saw that
> there were people in the shed stealing things.
>
> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
> house?" He said "No.
"
>
> Then they said "All patrols are busy.
You should
> lock your doors and an officer will be along when
> one is available.
"
> George said, "Okay.
" He hung up the phone and
> counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
>
> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
> there were people stealing things from my shed.
> Well, you don't have to worry about them now because
> I just shot them." and he hung up.
> Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a
> helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an
> ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and
> caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen
> said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot
> them!"
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
> available!"
> I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people!
:laughing1::laughing1::laughing1:
> MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
>
>
>
> George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi , was
> going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd
> left the light on in the garden shed, which she
> could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the
> back door to go turn off the light, but saw that
> there were people in the shed stealing things.
>
> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
> house?" He said "No.
"
>
> Then they said "All patrols are busy.
You should
> lock your doors and an officer will be along when
> one is available.
"
> George said, "Okay.
" He hung up the phone and
> counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
>
> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
> there were people stealing things from my shed.
> Well, you don't have to worry about them now because
> I just shot them." and he hung up.
> Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a
> helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an
> ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and
> caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen
> said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot
> them!"
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
> available!"
> I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people!
:laughing1::laughing1::laughing1: