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RockysMom
04-21-08, 11:01 PM
Thinking before you speak
Here are three reasons why you should think before you speak
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids
in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a
blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... He knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf
balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using After
browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help
me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like
playing with mens balls'
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2
days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future,
likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow
but don't get any? We had a female news anchor that, the day after
it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last
night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew
did too
they were laughing so hard

Mr. Austin
04-21-08, 11:25 PM
aaaaaaaahahahaha OMG HAHA love the last one:laughing:

Jacostang
04-22-08, 12:33 AM
Trish , sometimes I wonder just what you do with all your spare time!!! :-)

RockysMom
04-22-08, 09:11 AM
Nothing, Nothing at all, My mom sent that too me.

Mr. Austin
04-22-08, 11:08 AM
thats what she wants us to think

Jacostang
04-22-08, 12:48 PM
Nothing, Nothing at all, My mom sent that too me.

Your Mom!!

Nice!:bouncy:

Jim Allen GT/CS
04-24-08, 12:29 AM
That was very funny - tears in my eyes. I can just see you saying those things!