RockysMom
04-21-08, 11:01 PM
Thinking before you speak
Here are three reasons why you should think before you speak
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids
in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a
blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... He knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf
balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using After
browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help
me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like
playing with mens balls'
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2
days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future,
likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow
but don't get any? We had a female news anchor that, the day after
it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last
night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew
did too
they were laughing so hard
Here are three reasons why you should think before you speak
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids
in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a
blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... He knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf
balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using After
browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help
me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like
playing with mens balls'
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2
days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future,
likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow
but don't get any? We had a female news anchor that, the day after
it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last
night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew
did too
they were laughing so hard