Jacostang
04-06-08, 09:23 PM
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk.
I've heard that flights go quicker if you
Strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
It slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
Like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger, how about
Nuclear power?'
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same
Stuff---grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
While a cow turns out a flat patty,
And a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
Intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
Discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk.
I've heard that flights go quicker if you
Strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
It slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
Like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger, how about
Nuclear power?'
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same
Stuff---grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
While a cow turns out a flat patty,
And a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
Intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
Discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?