RockysMom
07-25-07, 09:41 AM
Subject: 4 married guys
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
following conversation took place:
First guy : "You have no idea what I had to do to be
able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to
promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife
that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for
her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word.
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about
what you had to do to be able to come fishing this
weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth guy : "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a
nudge and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said, "Wear
sun-block."
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
following conversation took place:
First guy : "You have no idea what I had to do to be
able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to
promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife
that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for
her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word.
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about
what you had to do to be able to come fishing this
weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth guy : "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a
nudge and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said, "Wear
sun-block."