RockysMom
04-24-07, 10:29 PM
The Pastor's Donkey
>
> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
>
> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
> in another race and it won again.
>
> The local paper read:
>
> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
>
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
>
>
> The next day the local paper headline read:
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
> to get rid of the donkey.
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news,
>
> Posted the following headline:
>
> NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
> The Bishop fainted.
>
> He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
> so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back
> the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run
free.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
> IS WILD AND FREE.
>
> Alas . The Bishop was buried the next day.
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY???
>
>
> Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
> much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
>
> So, be yourself and enjoy life.
>
> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
>
> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
>
> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
> in another race and it won again.
>
> The local paper read:
>
> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
>
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
>
>
> The next day the local paper headline read:
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
> to get rid of the donkey.
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news,
>
> Posted the following headline:
>
> NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
> The Bishop fainted.
>
> He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
> so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back
> the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run
free.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
> IS WILD AND FREE.
>
> Alas . The Bishop was buried the next day.
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY???
>
>
> Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
> much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
>
> So, be yourself and enjoy life.
>
> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.