wrp
12-19-12, 10:33 PM
So me n Ethyl decided to do our annual Christmas regalia. It was a slim pickin year what with one of the transporters getting caught shooting at the Home of Bill Clinton sign at Hope Arkansas. They busted him and took a whole load of white whiskey. I only had about 5 gallons left unsold from the other one that got through. I guess I can't get mad at Jim Bob though, who the hell knew they'd have video cameras on the sign?
So anyhow I went to my personal stash and somehow about 4 of the 5 gallons had mysteriously disappeared. I just can't figure out where it all went. Like figuring out where time went when you are having fun I guess?
So, anyhow, I had to make do with what I got. Everybody gets a pint stead of a quart this year. I went out and bought some sterile pint jars, not wanting to contaminate the lead particles in the whiskey, and began the process of cutting it down.
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-3-640.jpg
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-9-640.jpg
With four quarts on hand I figured I could reasonably cut it to 12 pints. Don't do the math unless you are drinkin. Well I lined the jars up and began to measure out the whiskey, of course I took an occasional sip to ensure that it was actually whiskey. Then I cut and capped the pints
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-7-640.jpg
Sheesh, one sip out of each pint didn't seem like it was going to be tough. of course for quilitte kontrol I has to sip a secund zip to mash cure it was okeee. atter toe zips I hadda brak inta my stash cause the gits wuz gettin kina emptee.
Tom i gots everything lablelled I seen one of the stash quartz turnid oer n emti. I kinna dink Ethyl wuz stealin a zip heretthere
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-17-640.jpg
sumho I gots eerthing labelled n a bow on it. dam my head is light and the roomz spinnin. holly chit whard them other empties com frum?
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-16-640.jpg
Marry Hillbilly Christmas
So anyhow I went to my personal stash and somehow about 4 of the 5 gallons had mysteriously disappeared. I just can't figure out where it all went. Like figuring out where time went when you are having fun I guess?
So, anyhow, I had to make do with what I got. Everybody gets a pint stead of a quart this year. I went out and bought some sterile pint jars, not wanting to contaminate the lead particles in the whiskey, and began the process of cutting it down.
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-3-640.jpg
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-9-640.jpg
With four quarts on hand I figured I could reasonably cut it to 12 pints. Don't do the math unless you are drinkin. Well I lined the jars up and began to measure out the whiskey, of course I took an occasional sip to ensure that it was actually whiskey. Then I cut and capped the pints
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-7-640.jpg
Sheesh, one sip out of each pint didn't seem like it was going to be tough. of course for quilitte kontrol I has to sip a secund zip to mash cure it was okeee. atter toe zips I hadda brak inta my stash cause the gits wuz gettin kina emptee.
Tom i gots everything lablelled I seen one of the stash quartz turnid oer n emti. I kinna dink Ethyl wuz stealin a zip heretthere
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-17-640.jpg
sumho I gots eerthing labelled n a bow on it. dam my head is light and the roomz spinnin. holly chit whard them other empties com frum?
http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t327/wrpnEthyl/Mods/Turbo Whistle/Christmas 2012/Christmas12-16-640.jpg
Marry Hillbilly Christmas