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[RockysMom]

> When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way
> home
> from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
> purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure
> you get this brand.
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>
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> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
> disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very
> comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package
> and remove the thermometer.
>
>
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> Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will
> not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the
> literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
> there is a statement,
>
>
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> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
> personally tested".
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> Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
> do not work in the Rectal Thermometer quality control at Johnson &
> Johnson."
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> HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH
> A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!


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