Mr. Austin
10-03-10, 10:04 PM
Saw this on another Mustang sit and couldnt stop laughing so i thought id copy some of theirs, share, and see what we could come up with on this site :sticktonge:
Few from Their site
-My car is faster than your first sexual experience
-Having a 10 second neon is like coming out of the closet... everyone is shocked at first, but in the end, you're still gay
-If Nissan Motorsports is Nismo.. Wouldn't Honda Motorsports be Homo??
-Horsepower is like **** buddies.. you want as many as possible, for as cheap as possible, with very few people knowing how many you actually have
-Nitrous on your car is like a hot chick with STD's.. You wanna hit it, but you're afraid of the consequences
Few from Their site
-My car is faster than your first sexual experience
-Having a 10 second neon is like coming out of the closet... everyone is shocked at first, but in the end, you're still gay
-If Nissan Motorsports is Nismo.. Wouldn't Honda Motorsports be Homo??
-Horsepower is like **** buddies.. you want as many as possible, for as cheap as possible, with very few people knowing how many you actually have
-Nitrous on your car is like a hot chick with STD's.. You wanna hit it, but you're afraid of the consequences